What's that in my hand, you ask?
Why, it's my very own Texas drivers license. With pretty much the best license picture ever taken. Thanks, tiny little Georgetown Department of Public Safety. You rock.
It also has my real signature, not the "I'm trying to make this legible" signature that was on my last license. And oh yeah, it's not all weird and vertical, because I am over 21, thankyouverymuch.